Let me tell you a story about this little stinker and some crackers.
She loves them so.
She also likes zucchini and beets and quinoa and hummus and goat cheese, but this story is about crackers. Also, she likes crackers the best out of all those foods. Actually, out of all the foods in the world.
Her first word in the morning when I pick her up is either (a) cracker or (b) blankie.
But back to the story. Wait, I haven’t started it yet. Let me start.
The other day I put her down for a nap wearing nothing but a diaper and sweatpants. The sweatpants didn’t have any pockets…just keep that in mind.
Three hours later I was like…holy moly, this girl is taking a long nap. I need to check on her.
So I went upstairs and heard her babbling away in her room. I opened the door to say hello and see how the little doll face was doing, and she was just sitting in her dark room, in her crib…eating crackers.
I have not the slightest clue how she smuggled crackers in with her. Not the slightest. But I do know that it is hilarious, and that I love her and that we were out of crackers when she asked for one this morning.
Because I had no intention of putting on clothes (I was in my swimsuit) to go to the store, I made some and they were delicious.
Garlic Chive Crackers
[adapted from these homemade saltines]
PRINT Recipe
- 1 C flour
- 1/2 t garlic salt
- 2 T olive oil
- 2-3 T chopped chives
- 6-7 T water
- a touch more salt/olive oil for the tops
Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
Combine the flour and garlic salt. Add the olive oil. Stir in the chives, and the water – a couple of tablespoons full at a time until a flaky ball is formed.
Roll out the dough to about as thin as you can make it. An eighth of an inch or so. Cut the crackers into little squares, brush with olive oil, and sprinkle with salt.
Bake for 15 minutes. They will get more crispy as they cool.



I feel like a broken record whenever I comment, but seriously, she is SO adorable. It kills me. She is smart too! Way to smuggle some crackers haha ;D
I am sure your recipes are great and all, but baby A steals the show every single time
I love baby stories! So cute!
And I really love homemade crackers. Yum!
My 15 month old’s first words in the morning: shoes. She’s only just walking and already has a thing for shoes. I’m so proud.
How funny!! She is a girl after my own carbohydrate loving heart!
As for you…hello supermom! I love that you didn’t want to go to the store so you made crackers. You are amazing!
These look amazing and SO easy! I can’t wait to make them. *adds chives to shopping list*
Your cracker smuggler is such a smartie pants!
okay that’s HILARIOUS!
your crackers look so light and airy and what an adorable little helper you have
Katie I printed the recipe…..my kids like the Natural cheese crackers but food is very $$ down here…..how do you think I can make these crackers with a hint of cheese…..I bought shredded cheese yesterday. Let me know what you think b/c labor day weekend I am cooking up recipes galore!
I just can’t take the cuteness of this post. The words + the photos. “cracker or blankie”…somehow eating crackers in her crib!!! bah! I can always count on you + baby A for a morning smile.
She is looking older in these photos!!
I will take out the chives and add what? 3 tlbs of sh. cheese or more??? Nervous to mess it up! I will let you know ok
Oh my gosh so cute I can’t even take it!
I want to come be her babysitter!!! and these crackers sound delicious!
Um do you not store crackers in your diapers like the rest of us sane people? No? Just baby A and I? Well at least I’m in good company.
Cutest story ever. I love it.
Seeeeeriously the cutest thing in the entire universe and kingdom.
That story is too cute.
How adorable! I love that she smuggled crackers into her bed! Too cute!
Your girl and my girl are just too much alike. I think crackers (of any kind) are her favorite as well. I’m going to make these!
Oh I LOVE this idea! And I love that little girl. To PIECES!
GAH! that stinker face at the top is hilarious – LOVE. and i love these crackers – i’m thinking i’d smuggle them into bed with me too
hahah, she is getting sassy!!!
That is the best story ever. I love that your child plotted a way to smuggle crackers into her bedroom. Way too cute!
ah girls who smuggle carbs have a special place in my heart.
Hilarious. Seriously, they are so much smarter than we give them credit for sometimes! And I agree with Ashely, she’s looking older in these pictures. Where did our babies go?
Baby A makes the crackers.. really. You could have sold me a box of those just with that face. And I can’t even eat gluten. LOL.
I’ll try these with GF flour soon. Love it!
baby A is lucky – I want some of those crackers! I’ve never made my own crackers before because I always thought it was darn near impossible. Obvs, I am wrong!
GAH! I would give her crackers ALL day long just because she looks so dang cute eating them
I can’t believe how easy that recipe is!! I’ve got to try it out soon.
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She is the cutest stinker. I am impressed she waited so long into her nap to dip in to her loot. Maybe she forgot she had smuggled them and was surprised and happy to have her snack. Or maybe she is like a little hamster stuffing them into her chubby cheeks for later.
I’ve had homemade crackers on my “list” for awhile – am going to try making these with some whole wheat flour and a mixture of herbs from my overgrown herb garden!
So cute. I never think of making homemade crackers, but these seem easy peasy!
Hi, so I’ve never commented before. But I’m pretty sure you have one of the cutest babies ever.
She sounds a bit like her mother at that age! Your mother would love that story!!
Was I a cracker smuggler, too?!? I bet my mama is just laughing away up there…
Seriously, that is hilarious!!! Your child is either major sneaky or a genius. Or, she conjured the crackers out of midair.. in which case, she’s also magic
She looks just like Meeker in those last pictures!
hehehe i love opening up your blog and seeing this face..for real…its the cutest face I have ever seen!!
You made crackers?! You are such the domestic diva! =)
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Oh how I love your little foodie baby. That first picture made my day!
The first picture of Baby A after the recipe – SO CUTE. Just chomping away on her crackers. She is one of my favourite babies ever. Also, I am going to try that recipe. I make a homemade version wheat thins all the time, but chive saltines sound stellar.
I would eat those in a heartbeat! Great idea!
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